What is not said
Everyone knows there are two major organizations around the world that handle underwater diving. PADI and CMAS.
I'm going to talk to you today about PADI or read in French " not said "Originally Anglo-Saxon system that aims to proliferate the frog in all seas.
What is the profile of not said "? He is a healthy man in body, and sometimes in spirit, who wants to dabble around the world in search of his infantile values. Indeed he remembers when he was in his mother's womb swimming in amniotic fluid and he wants to find the same sensations.
-It breeds everywhere and on all continents. He is hegemonic because only he knows that the language of Shakespeare is practiced everywhere in the world and that his understanding do times.
it never makes real stops, except perhaps in everyday life, because it does not need to evacuate certain gases known since the publications of Henry-Mariotte and other quidams who treated the question .
he never pee in his suit because it is contrary to his religion.
- as soon as he can, he passes specialties which are too numerous and varied to be listed all. The only point in all of its specialties is that they are expensive.
- as quickly as possible it goes on nitrox. Barbarian word from the Gaelic language and which has lost the meaning. This is mainly done because the country air is no longer enough for him in his bottles, because it is no longer in "the spirit of the times"
- he has his own signs, so when he is on reserve he closes the point on his chest, unlike others who raise their fists in demonstrations or CMAS who do it on the head.
he has nevertheless kept a so-called security landing which lasts only three minutes. Which is more than enough since it never decompresses. Moreover it is often stressed because this is due to the lack of decompression.
-when he sees a wreck he never goes inside because it can collapse, and it is one of the specialties where he learns that the "wrecks" are not always there where they are expected, and that there are also has it in everyday life.
The said step does not dive because it is a word that he finds vulgar. He has fun in the water. For "the dive" he leaves it to his wife who does the dishes
-when he passes his rescue (again a barbaric word) he learns especially to practice mouth to mouth with his instructor and if it is too fierce he slap on the chest with closed fists to remind him that his little heart do not come away from him.
-its manuals are full of misspellings, so we often find the word advance in their pages. In fact you should rather read ahead without the D. You have understood that it is sometimes difficult for him since he gets lost in everything that is to him " not said «
In conclusion: if this instruction does not suit you, you can always take CMAS patents like myself. Abbreviation which means "dear my sports insurance"
Franck tellosa.
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@ Nicolas: No-no I understood everything from his humor
@ Yves: Affirmative!
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Franck? Yves?
An ice cube in the punch or dry?
Awesome… There is material! thank you..will print all this to read you again, of the ball ... and full of life, miamm.
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As you liked this post you have another one about CMASAs everyone knows there are 2 large organizations in the world that manage PADI diving or in French "pas dit" and CMAS, read "dear my sports insurance". Some will also tell me that there are a few cousins, distant who try to survive by stealing a few customers from the other two.
After having spoken to you about the "not said" I send you this pamphlet on the CMAS
-Everyone knows that CMAS are alcoholics because they pass their level 3 to dive to 60 meters and thus experience "the intoxication of the depths"
- unlike the "not said" they always pee in their wetsuits because only they have understood that in cold seas it warms.
-they always make very long landings to annoy the "not said" who wait stupidly on the boat!
-they have no moods except perhaps when they see their beautiful instructor pass by!
they like fish, but have they asked them if the converse is true?
-they do not have confidence in their equipment, I want proof that they often dive with two first stages and two nozzles. (Sometimes it helps —– especially the hardware seller who enjoys himself)
-when they have more air they pump on the neighbor hence the expression "you pump air"
-they are mostly in French-speaking countries and breed like rabbits. "The steps say" are sometimes annoyed because they are "padici"
-the vest lifts they know, but they never return their jackets, unlike the "not said" who take serious jackets especially when asked about the decompression tables, some peepholes moreover decide (finally) to go to the CMAS where the sea is bluer.
-Luckily there is an equivalence between the not-said and the CMAS because the legislator has understood that both have two legs. Some villains even say that it is their only common points.
-The CMAS has understood that diving is dangerous and has been for a long time. In fact since the writings of Homer in "the yliad and the odyssey" where poor Ulysses is bamboozled by a siren. Since then he no longer listens to the “siren field” of his instructors, which is not good.
- The CMAS is belligerent especially when it hears briefings in fast English language and not literary on a boat of "pasdit" at the other end of the world
-he likes the pleasures of the table known as decompression and this as soon as you put pressure on him! for the table he never refuses a good meal especially when it is a "not said" that pays
-In conclusion: you have understood that CMAS is very proud of its organization because it is told everything, what the "not said" is orphan.