SHARKS ARE REALLY CONS!

The mood of Francis Le Guen

Because sometimes, do not mess around!

Music credits: Erwan & Eric Le Guen

Me, if I were the sharks, I would like to tell you that I would not let myself be mowed the fins on the back!

To make soup: do you realize? But why do they get caught up, too? Anyway, they can swim, right? Afterwards, it's too late: with their fins amputated, they can no longer give us an arm of honor. Only here, I'm not the sharks ...

But in fact, why are we making such a big deal out of it? It's never just a fin! They are released after ... Let them get away with it: they have other fins. They're not going to make us sick for one less fin anyway? After all, we do very well with a severed finger. Or even more. Look at Philippe Croizon: 4 limbs amputated, he managed to swim across the planet! So…

Oh, they run without their fins? They are devoured by other sharks? Beautiful mentality! And we say that man is a wolf for man?

I don't know: if they were less stupid, sharks would manage to store heavy metals in their flesh, for example. Arsenic, cadmium, lead, mercury ... Like that, Asians, they would poison themselves slowly with their soups! Is that so ? It's already the case? But then, the Chinese are all Mongols? Oh, is that already the case? We are really told nothing ...

And then, I don't know myself, there isn't a delegate, a representative, a "fin-holder" among sharks, who could plead their case? One of those pipeaules that we see all the time on TV? They have such long teeth though, sharks… Oh, they don't want to get out of the water? On the other hand, with us, there are some who do not want to get wet: that makes a balance. I'm not saying that for Captain Watson, am I? He's a tough guy! But now he is on the run, pursued by Germany, Costa Rica, Japan ... We can no longer understand anything ... Well yes, by dint of boarding boats, it's making waves ...

Elementary my dear Watson !

These sharks are really stupid: when we barely managed to make the world aware of their cause, now in Reunion Island they started to stand up on their own this summer! They eat surfers. Real bulldogs! And they are working hard ... These idiots there bite people who, for the most part, are committed to their cause and that of the oceans. Nice discernment ...

So the Prefect put a price on their heads: € 2 per kilo… We are in a nature reserve, divers have hardly ever seen sharks? No big deal! Tourists want clean beaches and no sharks in the water… How much is a kilo of tourists in the prefecture, by the way?

What are they doing here too, all these tiger sharks and bulldog sharks? They have all the sea for them. These are our beaches, shit!

Oh well, are there purification stations that dump dirty water on the coasts? Oh, is there a fish farm for export a little offshore? With these stupid sharks, it's really only the nose that counts. Sewer smells, a few thousand fish spinning around in a net and here they are: how do you deal with fish like that? No, the Prefect is right: we must kill them all! Besides, what is a shark for? Huh? While a Prefect ...

Still, in Reunion Island, Australia, on the east coast of the USA, sharks are starting to eat surfers again! Must also understand; all these guys who slip on them: sushi to be made! But the worst is yet to come. Think: with the advent of paddleboarding, these men standing up, more or less wobbly on their cuttlebone… For sharks, there is work to be done!

So finally, we do not know what to think. Here in Reunion, a follower of Brigitte Bardot multiplies the crossings by swimming to prove that sharks only attack surfers. And each time he risks being torn to pieces. No, no, not by the sharks: by the demonstrators when it came out of the water ... And now the Reunionese fishermen, no doubt scenting for a possible subsidy, are now complaining that the sharks are eating their catch. Yep, sharks eat fish. Fortunately, otherwise, how else would Hemingway have written "The Old Man and the Sea"?

All scientists will tell you: sharks do not eat human flesh. Each attack is a regrettable mistake. They take surfers for turtles! It's also true that bulldogs love to bite into calves that soak in cloudy, brackish water. It's not mean, is it? If you only knew how they treat their females ...

Teasing, misunderstandings, be it! But finally: to blame men, in full vacation period? It's still provocation! They know the sharks that marinas, hotels, beaches. We develop tourism everywhere. That there are colossal interests at stake. No one is supposed to ignore the real estate law. They know that ! So ?

These sharks are too stupid ...

Text: Francis Le Guen