THE DIVERS AND PHOTOGRAPHER, AT THE TABLE!

FAIR PLAY

- Pfhou, I've tried to sweep twice and there is always someone in the field! You can clear thereààààà!

Say Toto, if you explain that you're going to film from there to there, and that you don't want anyone in your field, from there to there, you save 5 minutes since you don't have to redo your take!

COIFFES AT THE POST

Diving in the same place and at the same time as C (who is not a pro photographer) to take a picture. I make him sign "go ahead, I'll go after". And him pushing himself, "no, no, it's good, go ahead". 10 seconds of politeness. At the 11^rd as I start to put myself in place, Toto arrives like a bulldozer between us, he spreads out to take his shot and raises the sediment. A glance of connivance with C, we drop the photo and everyone leaves on his side.

Say Toto ......... no nothing.

SATAN

- Who does the video? We're going to send them off first; you, you and you. Good ok.

- I also do video, said a new diver.

- And you do it with what your video? Toto asks

- With that. My GoPro.

- Ha. Yes of course.

- ???

Tell Toto, if you explain to the man, before the dive, that you are making a professional film, that you show him your big gear (not this one, the other!) And that you ask him to keep his distance, you will - maybe - succeed in your sequences.

 FIRE IN THE WATER… - continuation of Satanas

- P…., But you didn't see that you were always in front of me, that I made a sign to you several times to push yourself and to finish you turned around and you put the lamp of your GoPro to me in the mouth. No, but it's not possible to be also….

Don't get upset Toto, it's bad for your heart. Breathe! If you explain to the gentleman, before the dive… .. blah blah blah blah. And the man has self-control since he did not stick your toy in the…. “Fire in the water…”!

THE BAKER

- Go-go-go! shouts the captain.

No one below, I jump. Time to touch the water, Toto is under my fins. Oops, let's get out!

On return:

- Sorry, I jostled you by jumping.

- Ha it was you, well, you were lucky, I almost threw you a loaf of bread!

AND SHAVE

Ask Toto for photos / videos from A. The camera continued to rotate and the memory card is full. To turn in B, it erases all the files of A. At the exit of B, he finds that A was better but A is erased.

- But, I don't understand, on your camera, there isn't a possibility to view what you just shot and select what you want to erase?

- Yes

- And why didn't you?

- Well, say, you don't want to change the subject!

- For once I can play, I had no intention of depriving myself of it!

BLOCK

Ask Toto why he only enters 4 photos in his camera. Forgot to empty the memory card! (Striiiike! This one I already did!)

RIGHT OF HEIGHT 

- You filmed the descent xxx?

- Yes.

- Oh good ! Will you give me the one I'm on?

- Well, you understand, me, I live the images, so I sell them and if I start giving them to the right and to the left ...

- ???? Ok. I asked you for a private use and for information there is no question that you sell me!

The night on the advice, the next day Toto kindly offered to download the video on my usb key.

AND FINALLY :

« Hey, do not mess Toto,

Do not cut your veins,

A lost photo

It's ten friends coming back »  

Go, one of these four, you will make one as global as this one.

Go with underwater photographers / videographers: you just have to take a step back, join them at the bar, they will reveal their crisp anecdotes, their friendliness, their discomfort, their good humor, their sense of humor, in short they will absolutely be charming and caring - Yes, yes, they can be! (I feel like I'm going to make some friends!)