You are a true diver if:

You are a real diver if:
• balance your ears when entering the shower.

• you never go into a bath without your landing parachute.
• to the question “What is the ...brand of your computer? ”, you answer“ Suunto or Uwatec and not “Compaq
or Dell ”.
• You will refuel your car in an inflation station.

• you create a ballast lung by pressing the elevator button: you empty to go down, you inflate to go up.
• As a rule, you wait 3 min on the landing before entering your apartment.
• you think to pee in your ski suit.

• your snorkel, stuck in the sock, protrudes from the trousers (immediately consult a federal doctor).
• you ask the tailor for sealing sleeves on the costume

• you come back with a 15l, when your partner asks you to go get a good bottle.
• you say “I'm just watching” when you're at the fishmonger.